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I should be using this space to talk about how great it is that the All Blacks have won the... Read More
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Hey there fellow democratic citizen! Firstly, I would like to make sure that you have registered, and are prepared to... Read More
Nevermind the existence of gravity, this stuff will bring you back down to Earth. Unfortunately though, it’s not always used... Read More