An Ode to Winter 

Missing the cold, dark nights? Want to feel the warmth of a lovely winter dish again? Here is the cure to all your post-winter depression: 

Ingredients: 

  • Bag of soup (bag, not can) 
  • Garlic bread 
  • Beer (or fermented beverage of your choice) 
  • A blanket 
  • Nexus’ depression playlist 
  • Loneliness 

Method: 

  1. Lie on the couch real ass cozy under a blanket watching some lame ass movie like Twilight. 
  1. After you’ve cooked for about 30 minutes, get out of the blanket. 
  1. While shivering (due to being cold post-blanket) place garlic bread in the air fryer and cook anywhere from 5 mins to 15 – based on your tastiness preferences. 
  1. Pour the bagged soup into a bowl. Place a paper towel over the bowl to prevent bubbling and heat soup in the microwave for 2 minutes. 
  1. Now that everything is scolding hot, grab a cold beer and return to pervious position just now with soup and garlic bread.