(((SOUTHERN))) LINKS
Project Directors Dillon Kelliher and Robert Dol, have proposed a motion to transform a swathe of farmland south of Hamilton into a brand-new suburb development, comprised of 938 residential units across about 46ha. When asked what inspired the suburb, Kelliher said, “Well, I always wondered what Hamilton would look like without all those brown people around.”
HEY I THINK I’VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE
Speculating on the potential impacts extinction events could have for life on earth, Keith Rankin has published an article entitled ‘A.I. Holocaust Versus Nuclear Apocalypse.’ Speculating on the potential for either extinction event, polymarket has released a betting option, also titled ‘A.I. Holocaust Versus Nuclear Apocalypse.’
WAHHHHH (THAT’S ME) (I’M CRYING) (BECAUSE THE WARRIORS LOST)
The Warriors suffered a lousy 12-10 defeat against the Newcastle Knights, causing fans to throw canned beverages at referees. The rumors of bias caused the NRL to admit that the last-minute call was wrong, axing the referee in question. When asked if the Warriors may get the opportunity to overturn the incorrect call, NRL officials said “What? We fucking hate The Warriors, why would we do that.”
HAGGLED BY HAGER?
Christopher Luxon brushed off the announcement of Nicky Hager, the investigative journalist who published 2014’s Dirty Politics, announcing a new book. The Prime Minister said he’s never read a Hager book and doesn’t expect he’ll read this one. Funnily enough, you can remove ‘book’ from that last bit, and it would still be true.
