Aries: A bad idea will sound surprisingly reasonable this week. Give it 24 hours.
Taurus: Your bank account has noticed your recent behaviour. Consider putting down apple pay.
Gemini: You’ll accidentally become involved in drama you were only supposed to hear about, protect your peace.
Cancer: Someone will overshare with you this week, refuse to become their personal therapist.
Leo: You’re right, but explaining it again probably won’t improve the situation.
Virgo: You’ll fix something nobody asked you to fix, good job!
Libra: Indecision is still a decision. Unfortunately, you’re making it repeatedly.
Scorpio: Your suspicion is justified. Your investigation, however, has gone too far.
Sagittarius: You’ll make plans with confidence and immediately regret agreeing to them.
Capricorn: You’ve been productive enough. Nobody is keeping score, probably.
Aquarius: An idea you dismiss today will become your entire personality next week.
Pisces: You’ll avoid one responsibility so efficiently that you accidentally create three more.
