Aries: Just an idea… Start that assignment before 11:47pm. Your future self will thank you.
Taurus: Treat yourself, but maybe check your bank account first. The stars can’t pay your overdraft.
Gemini: Take notes in your lectures. Making three new friends is great, but it won’t help much in the exam.
Cancer: If you say you’re staying in this week, stick to the plan. Not every function needs your attendance.
Leo: Maybe think before you speak this week. Your confidence is impressive, but it has gotten you into some interesting situations in the past.
Virgo: Stop colour-coding your notes and start studying them. Although, to be fair, they do look incredible.
Libra: Top tip: give yourself a five-minute limit when choosing what to eat. You’re going to order the same thing anyway.
Scorpio: If someone asks whether you’ve done something this week, maybe take that as a sign to actually do it.
Sagittarius: Enjoy your new secret lunch spot, but try not to tell everyone about it within the first five minutes—it’s a secret, remember?
Capricorn: Use your 2am productivity wisely… Ideally by getting your work done earlier and going to bed.
Aquarius: Don’t just sit there looking chuffed, write down that brilliant point in class. Future you might actually need to remember it.
Pisces: Open your laptop with a plan. Your Spotify playlist can survive without being reorganised for one more day.
