It’s important to note that ‘girl dinner’ is extremely subjective. It is different for everyone, and varies on your levels of energy, motivation, finances, and total personal value (amongst others). That being said, let’s get into my personal dinner.
Playlist: Do not listen to any music, just open Spotify and hit play on the Smosh Reads Reddit Stories podcast. They never disappoint, in fact, they just released a girl dinner episode.
Ingredients:
- At least 13 chicken nuggets
- Chipotle mayonnaise
- A vape
- Apple and blackcurrant juice
- Depression
- Low standards
Method:
- Ravage your fridge and pantry before realising how minimal your food reserves are and then open the freezer to reveal a bag of the godly creation that is chicken nuggets.
- Open that bitch and throw at least 13 of them into your air fryer. Let ‘em cook for about 15 minutes and get them out when they’re right on the verge of being cooked, but not quite finished.
- Pour like half the bottle of sauce into a little cup and eat the nuggets right out of the air fryer basket over a glass of juice. Vape out the window a little bit for maximum effect.
- Close the air fryer drawer, leave the sauce pot and the glass on the bench, and go back to your room. That’s all a problem for the flatmates later.
