Nexus Breaks the News – Issue 17

Ariana Grande Fans Piss me off on Twitter: 

These people are genuinely worse than Swifities. I feel like an insane chud having fights with people on this godforsaken app behind an anonymous profile, but their behaviour is getting out of hand. 

Winston Peters is a Dick, as per usual. 

In a new installment of fuck that cunt news, Winston Peters is being a racist dickhead and making insane comments left right and centre. My Dad is absolutely loving it. I’m concerned. 

Donald Trump Makes Yet Another Pearl Harbour Joke: 

Every single day this man just gets more and more senile. Like how is he even allowed to be in office anymore? He has a sticker on his phone that tells him ‘phone’ so he knows what it is. This is so concerning. 

Bald Chris ALSO Says Something Stupid: 

What a treat that the Big Three have all been off the rails this week! Our piece of shit prime minister told 50 business men to all ‘be adults’ in a government meeting, but we know he’s the real child here.