Nexus Breaks the News – Issue 14

ROADS OF MAYBE SORT OF POTENTIALLY NOT REALLY NATIONAL INTEREST   

The Chris Bishop humiliation ritual will continue until house prices improve.  

MONEYBALL(s) 

Sunday Star sportswriter Tony Smith has had an opinion article published. In the article, Smith argues that we should put ‘smart corporate money’ on the All Whites just as much as the All Blacks. The suggested investment would give the team enough money to hire some players that can actually kick a football 

IT’S ONLY A LITTLE BELOW AVERAGE 

An OECD report has found that New Zealand’s wage growth is among the worst in the world. Some other things we are currently among the worst in the world at include: 

– Winning against Egypt in Football  

– Having a leader with hair 

TITANIUM LEGS  

UFC golden-boy and two time champion Conor McGregor returned to the ring on Sunday to duke it out with Max Galloway. Impressively, McGregor set a record in this redebut as being the first fighter in UFC history to take himself out in the first 30 seconds of the fight. Bellend.