The South Island finally gets shitty weather:
Thank God it’s passed us and gone down there. We did not need more rain this year, but the flooding looks horrific. Sorry for laughing at you, Otago.
China warns New Zealand about upcoming missile tests in the Pacific:
Of course our Prime Minister was chill with this. Put your mouth where their money is, or something like that.
England fans pack out Auckland pub for game against Mexico:
I really don’t know how this made the top 5 headlines on NZ Herald this week, but it did. Mostly just mad about the fact this game knocked out my GOATs.
NYC health officials raise the alarm after disease outbreak grows near Central Park:
Mayor Mamdani will come and save everyone, don’t worry. We need to get this man a super suit or something to acknowledge the generational run he’s been on.
