Recipe – Pasta

Less cheap, less easy,  

Prep time: 10 minutes  
Cook time: 30 minutes  
Total time: 40 minutes  
Serves: 4  
Estimated cost per serve: $5   

Why This Slaps ? 

This meal is perfect for cooking for someone special, whether you want to show you care or you’re just trying to get laid. It’s pretty easy, relatively cheap, tastes good, and makes a lot.  

Ingredients 

• Half an onion  

• 2 cloves of garlic  

• Fresh pasta  

• Cream 

• Tomato paste  

Optional upgrades: 

• Bacon  

• Basil 

• Parmesan   

Equipment 

• A big ass pan  

• Knife + chopping board 

• pot  
   
   

Method 

1. Put some oil in a pan dice your onion and cook it till it looks nice and brown then add your diced garlic  

2.Boil your pasta make sure the water is salted  

3.Turn the heat down on your onion and garlic then add half a tin of tomato paste mix it together then add roughly half a cup of cream slowly 

4.Add parmesan precooked bacon and basil then add your pasta and mix all together   

Pro Tips 

• Add pasta water to get a good consistency on the sauce  

• If you die your student loan gets forgiven  

Rating 

Difficulty: ★★★☆☆ 
Mess level: ★★★☆☆ 
Will your flatmates steal it? Probably not