Recipe – Chicken and Rice

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Cheap, easy 

Prep time: 10 minutes  
Cook time: 20 minutes  
Total time: 30 minutes  
Serves: a lot  
Estimated cost per serve: $ not much  

Why This Slaps? 

It doesn’t, in fact it’s quite shit, however when you’re sitting in your flat on Sunday night rethinking all your life decisions while the vomit stain on your carpet slowly fades, you need something easy and something cheap and it’s probably healthy idk.  

Ingredients 

  • Chicken  
  • Rice  

Optional upgrades (if StudyLink hits): 

  • More chicken  
  • More rice  
  • Seasoning  

Equipment 

  • Air fryer – If you don’t have an air fryer, grow up you’re an adult now, go get one  
  • Knife + chopping board 
  • Rice cooker or pot  
     
     

Method 

  1. Cut chicken then chuck in the air fryer, maybe chuck some cooking oil on it. Depending on your level of self-pity seasoning is optional    
  1. Put your rice in a pot with a 2:1 water ratio and boil it until the water is gone, or use rice cooker  
  1. Cook the chicken for 20 minutes on 180, if you get sick cook it longer next time, if it’s black cook it less next time  
  1. Put it in a bowl, add some sauce,  go eat it while sitting on the shower floor for the full meal experience while you question your existence and think about your ex. 

Pro Tips 

  • Buy your rice in the bulk bags so its cheaper  
  • Shop at Paknsave if you can hack all the crackheads  

Rating 

Difficulty: ★☆☆☆☆ 
Mess level: ★☆☆☆☆ 
Will your flatmates steal it? No

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