OOPS, ALL PEDOPHILES 

Following multiple statements from the Trump admin calling the Wall Street Journal’s accusation of a lewd letter exchanged between the President and Jeffrey Epstein ‘libelous!’, the estate of the Legitimate Suicide Victim and New York Financier provided the US congress with Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book’, subtitled: “CHECK OUT THESE HUNDREDS OF PAGES AND DRAWINGS WHERE ALL MY FRIENDS (INCLUDING THE PRESIDENT) BOAST ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE BEING PERVERTED SEX TRAFFICKING FREAKS.”  

THERE’S A WAVE… 

There’s a big stink in National, confidence in Luxon has gone down the shitter… But two MPs, Simeon Brown and Maureen Pugh, are bringing National out of the gutter. Oh yea, there’s a wave coming, a #BrownPugh wave. Insiders from the National party claim that Brown’s poncy Head Boy demeanor & oral skills and Pugh’s diligence – on par with Facebook community grapevine moderators – make the pair favored to leave their opponents choking on skidmarks in the party’s upcoming leadership race. #BrownPugh 2026