The film industry is an extremely broad medium, full of countless genres catered to all sorts of people. Everyone has different opinions on what films are objectively good or bad, however there are some that are just utter rubbish. Some films don’t require a sequel, but they were made anyway, and we’re here to judge. 

Take Terrifier 3. First movie in the series? Perfection. Second movie? Still really good. The third movie? Absolute crap. The whole focus Christmas and Santa thing went way too far off the original premise, and the flamethrower; seriously just not it. Art isn’t a flamethrower guy, and that was the tipping point that ruined the whole thing. The series should have been well wrapped up with the first two, or the third one could have at least tried a little harder. 

Now look at Joker, the icon, the green-haired, clown-faced man. His appearances in films have been nothing but masterful…and then ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ appeared. The title is a nice touch; it translates into ‘madness of two’, which pretty much sums up the whole thing and you can just stop there. All of it is complete madness, and it wasn’t saveable by Lady Gaga’s phenomenal singing. The character backgrounds aren’t canonically correct enough to feel right, the songs make it a creepy attempt at a musical, and that sex scene made me want to cry. All in all, not necessary. 

Now enter the early 2000’s with the beauty that is Mean Girls…until one day in 2011 they decided to run that shit again and released what appears to be a b-grade budget of the first. In this instance I’m not even going to talk about the recent Mean Girls ‘Musical’ Edition, soley because Mean Girls 2 was even fucking worse. The characters are nothing shy of fucking boring, and no storyline was attempted at being developed. They took a hilarious movie which was globally renowned, slapped the number 2 on it and expected it to do just as well as the first…spoiler alert it sucked. Realistically the ‘Plastics’ was the only thing that resembled the first film and even then, there was no personality in any of them. Rachael McAdams gave Regina George a flare of evil that relates to so many young girls’ stories of bullies yet Mean Girls 2 had bland girls over-sexualising each other in order to spread meaningless rumours. Just don’t waste your time. 

The final sequel which really failed to deliver the flare and passion of its predecessor is the man that no one gives a shit about: Donald Trump Jr. The original Donald Trump was already a terrible version and now there’s two! Nepotism at its finest. This guy is 47 and has nothing to show from it other than relying on ‘daddy’s money’. He, not only, had an affair, which cost him his marriage, but also lost millions of dollars on failed golf clubs he tried to take ‘international’. I really hope his children don’t multiply because this so called ‘dynasty’ isn’t doing any favours. This dude boasts on his podcast about his success and riches while giving political and internal affairs opinions that no one asked for. Unless he plans on being on the front lines of the wars in the Middle East, this guy needs to shut the fuck up. Every time Don Jr opens his mouth, I roll my eyes and yawn knowing whatever he’s going to say will be complete trash or something his daddy paid him to say. Let’s lock him up in his mansion and move on from Trump family drama.