Big news at Lans’ household. It was their mother’s birthday. Everyone say happy birthday to her. Lans’ dad spent the night curating disgusting shots to get rid of the shitty alcohol they have accumulated over the years. Lans’ spent most of the night in Kahoot’s with a couple fawning over Lans’ brown leather jacket (it’s a really fucking cool jacket). These 30–50-year-olds spent hours eating children’s party food and fighting over how many pizzas should be ordered. Be warned, people don’t grow out of silly drunk behaviour, I think it actually gets worse. Next year mummy McGall will be 50 so everyone get excited for that! It was a great party and a great time celebrating the birth of the most interesting woman Lans knows.