5. GTA 6 (covering our asses) – We’ve done this dance with Cyberpunk, Fallout 76, Starfield, Mighty No.9, Duke Nukem Forever, Concord… Wolverine…
4. Beast of Reincarnation – The experience is like decorating a Woolworths vanilla cake with gold flakes and chocolate ganache – visually more exciting than its contents. There is no reason to pick this game over any other Souls-like out there.
3.Marathon – OH MY GOD NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SEASON PASS SHOOTER JESUS.
2. FC 27 – We’ve been saying it for years, and now even the fans are admitting it. To quote an avid Fifa fan we know – “I’m not buying it because this time it’s ACTUALLY the same as the last one”
1. Wolverine – What we fear GTA 6 could turn out to be. AAA Studios with solid reputations can still fumble hard, and Insomniac tripped into their own fart scent trail. A forgetful story told in cutscenes rather than gameplay – or whatever it’s single-button excuse for gameplay was. Trust us, there’s more rewarding ways to do one repetitive motion again and again.
