5. Imported cigarettes – 20 dollars for a pack of Marlboro golds? Uhm, yes please! Yummy!
4. Aura Farming Battles – At least they are outside making friends
3. Vandalizing National Party signs – Just like a flag can only represent freedom if that freedom includes the ability for it to be burned in protest, the time-honoured tradition of spray painting a penis across a political candidate during election season is a sure marker of true democracy. We all know how funny it is to watch Ryan Hamilton try not to get choked up on Instagram, but there’s obviously a limit – is an arson charge worth it when you could just toss a dick on the head of a dickhead?
2. Voting Greens – 16 percent? The Greens are in third place at 16 percent and you’re going to let your boomer grandparents tell you that they’re fringe woke weirdos?
1. Shitty But Human – It is highkey ‘chic’ to put pen and paper and scrawl some shit, even if it’s messy, because at least you get your wrist moving and your neurons firing instead of letting A.I. cook up some bland too-clean slop.
