Horoscopes – 2/09
Aries This week, you’re rocking the “Neon Nostalgia” trend—bright and bold colours that scream “I was cool in the ‘80s and I’m back, baby!” Embrace your inner walking highlighter. Taurus Your fashion micro trend is “Cozy Couture.” Think soft sweaters and plush fabrics that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud. You’ll look […]
Reviews – 2/09
Music – Short and Sweet (Sabrina Carpenter) 10/10 Sabrina Carpenter’s latest album ‘Short and Sweet’ is essentially an ovulation album. It’s incredibly horny but still delivered with class. It’s as if she channelled hormonal surge into these tracks, delivering pop bangers and ballads with equal flair. From soaring choruses to introspective moments, the album navigates […]
Entertainment – 2/09
Crush of the Week Jensen Ackles There’s a 99% chance this beautiful man showed up in one of our 2022 issues… but it’s 2024 now so we don’t care! You are barking mad if you don’t think that this man is the ultimate DILF. And guess what? He has always been hot. Younger Jensen Ackles? […]
Breaks The News
Fake News Oasis is back together, and they will be doing revival tour with BTS Okay, this is half true! I’m worried the youth of today won’t give Oasis the love they deserve, so maybe if they hit the huge BTS fanbase, they could be selling out a worldwide stadium tour. Marketing innit. Underground metro to […]