Wrinkles are The Best and I’ll Pop your Botox if you Disagree
Lowkey violent title, but I’m trying to work on having more opinions in life. Or just expressing them more despite counterarguments. And being confident in my opinions. And my driver’s licence. Anyway, wrinkles are dope as shit. I hate how so many products want me to stop getting them. You know the kids who use […]
Reviews – 5/8
Umbrella Academy 8/10 I think we all need a reminder of what this show is about before we decide to commit ourselves to another season. The plot is basically just superheroes, conspiracy theories, and multiple reasons to cry. Defs Watch If: You’re sick of the same three comic/superhero brands pumping more movies. You like dark […]
Horoscopes – 5/8
Aries: Say it. Say the word. Say the weird thing. Taurus: This is not a sign. Please stop yearning for your ex situationship. Gemini: Your habit of ghosting people out of boredom needs to be tested for a case study. Just don’t do that. Cancer: You are seeking balance in your life. This is your […]
Entertainment – 5/8
Crush of the Week Laios Touden Back at it again with another golden retriever himbo – Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi aka Delicious in Dungeon. Despite his bluntness, Laios is fully aware and respectful of other people’s opinions and boundaries… until food is in the discussion. His enthusiasm for delicious delicacies in the dungeon […]
The Big Interview With Natassja
I recently had the pleasure of chatting with the multitalented Hamilton-based singer Natassja, who released her first official music video last month for her latest song. We spoke about all things music, 2024, and ‘Missing Socks’. Who is Natassja? Kia Ora! As you know, my name’s Natassja. I’m an indie pop singer-songwriter based in […]
The Great Cheerleading Debate
With the Paris Olympics currently in session, national pride and celebration looms over our heads as we watch athletes around the world compete in various sporting events. Just last week, we watched as the Black Ferns won New Zealand’s first medal at this year’s Games (and they won gold, woohoo!!). However, while the excitement runs […]
Nexus Breaks the News – 5/8
Not News The Entire Nexus Team is Made Up of Lizard People: Confirmed?? When this Nexus Writer confronted her very fabulous Editor, Tehana De Klerk, about the possibility of her entire team being reptiles disguised as people, she gave the statement “To claim that any of the team are lizard people would be entirely false […]
Sports Centre – 5/8
Olympic Triumph for the Black Ferns Just last week, New Zealand won their first medal at this year’s Olympics. The Black Ferns defeated Canada 19-12, bringing home our first Gold Medal of the Games. This game marked not only a stunning victory, but also the start of a new era with a few legends departing […]
News – 5/8
Paris Olympics Sparks Outrage Controversial calls have been made for this year’s Olympics Games. On one hand, the Internation Olympic Committee (IOC) has banned Russia and Belarus from competing in the Games due to their involvement in Ukraine, however many are both upset and angry at the IOC allowing Israel to participate. On the […]
Editorial – 5/8
Last week was magnificent. It was epic. It was an absolute dream. It was a legendary tale I’ll tell my kids one day. It was *insert every other good adjective*. Why, you ask? Not because of the Olympics, no. But because of you. Shoutout to the readers who manifested for me after the last issue, […]