Horoscopes – 8/07
Aquarius Somebody out there loves you. So much. Tell your partner they’re pretty. Do it. Pussy. Pisces You will wear socks… Then step in a puddle. This is devastating. Oh well. Aries Being “blunt” isn’t a personality trait. It’s kinda mean x (Love from – Everybody Around You) Taurus STRONK BOYE – You’ve been […]
Reviews – 8/07
H2O: Just Add Water 8/10 You know what? Maybe being a mermaid is fun and all, but I could never imagine not being able to relieve myself while standing in the shower. It is so satisfying when warm water comes from both ends. I apologise for the disgusting description, but with all good intentions, would […]
Editorial – 8/07
As I was writing this, the waves of Kamala beach were crashing in front of me, and I was torn between abandoning Nexus, and keeping my job (just kidding… kind of!). The water was so clear, and the weather was finally nice and sunny. I could have been swimming that day (and getting knocked on […]
Nexus Explains The News – 8/07
Auckland Surf Park: A New Wave for New Zealand Surfing New Zealand’s surfing scene is riding a new wave of excitement with the official confirmation of the country’s first surf park. Olympic surfer Billy Stairmand described the launch of the Auckland Surf Park as a “massive game-changer” for the sport. Located on a 46-hectare parcel […]
Sports Centre – 8/07
The All Blacks: Comeback or Washed? Last week, the first All Blacks team of 2024 was unveiled, signifying the beginning of a new era for the national team under former Crusaders’ coach Scott Robertson. The team selection has been met with a mix of reviews, ranging from criticism about certain snubs as well as praise. […]
Entertainment – 8/07
Crush of the Week Heartthrob of the week: Andrew Scott You may know him as the priest from fleabag or the best dressed at every award show! This man is potentially my favourite Irish actor too, which IFYKYK, is a big call considering just how many beautiful male actors seem to be coming from that […]
I Tried Tabs Chocolate So You Don’t Have To
In 2022, Tabs Sex Chocolate burst onto the scene, capturing the hearts and palates of TikTok users everywhere with its tantalising promise of enhancing intimacy. The buzz was impossible to ignore, and curiosity got the best of me. Finally available for delivery in New Zealand. I decided to find out for myself. First Impressions From […]
Please, Please, Please?
In the realm of modern romance, the demise of chivalry and the ascent of our standards have become a topic as complex as deciphering IKEA instructions or trying to guess one’s choice of milk. Of course, though not exclusively, it is mostly highlighted through heterosexual relationships, with the stereotype of male disappointment being far too […]
A Hamilton Guide (from an International Student)
In Vietnam, every Tet holiday, when you sit down with your family to watch a 30-minute game show on TV, you will often catch a short ad break with the same song that goes, “Tết nào vui bằng tết đoàn viên” (roughly translated to “there are no Tets as fun as those with family”). Whether […]
This Is A Sign
Everyone sucks. Everything sucks. Life is the worst because I share this planet with complete idiots and the world for some reason doesn’t seem to revolve around me. Segues are hard. The point I was clearly not making any attempt to frame previously is that I managed to fix EVERYTHING in my life. I mean […]