Horoscopes – 20/5
Aries Drink a cup of water. Remember, WATER, not an energy drink. Taurus Happy Birth Month! Hope y’all grow taller. Gemini Stop telling your girlfriend’s mom “I know where she got her beauty from”. It’s not funny. It screams mommy issues. Cancer How’s that partner of yours doing? Are they being manipulated yet? Leo It […]
Horoscopes – 6/5
Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition Aries Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot. Taurus Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s dated far too many of you cold lovers, a little comeback would help our egos. Gemini I really feel like you guys would benefit from […]
Horoscopes – 8/4
Horoscopes, Toxic Editon lol Aries: “They’re like a firecracker – loud, flashy, and gone before you know it.” Taurus: “Stubborn as a bull, and about as subtle as one too.” Gemini: “Two-faced? Try twelve-faced.” Cancer: “Mood swings that make the weather jealous.” Leo: “King of the jungle… and the drama.” Virgo: “Perfectionist to the point […]