Archive for May 27, 2024

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Issue 6 / 571 year ago

Aries Drink a cup of water. Remember, WATER, not an energy drink.  Taurus Happy Birth Month! Hope y’all grow taller.  Gemini Stop telling your girlfriend’s mom “I know where she

Issue 5 / 571 year ago

Horoscopes, from the friend that gives *questionable* advice edition Aries Whatever you’re umming and erring about- just do it for the plot.  Taurus Definitely text an ex. From someone who’s

Issue 4 / 571 year ago

Horoscopes, Toxic Editon lol Aries:“They’re like a firecracker – loud, flashy, and gone before you know it.”   Taurus:“Stubborn as a bull, and about as subtle as one too.”Gemini:“Two-faced? Try twelve-faced.”Cancer:“Mood swings