I peaked early and wrote a sex playlist ages ago, so here’s a list of songs you definitely DON’T want to put on to get freaky.
Don’t get me wrong, this is a great song, but Tom DeLonge’s opening whine WHEEREE ARE YOUUU AND I’M SO SORRRRYY is enough to turn me off for all of eternity. Pack it up, MySpace.
This is the song equivalent of a 30-year-old man crying alone in his mum’s basement. Good tune, don’t bring it up when boning.
Let’s face it, at 8 minutes and 28 seconds long, this song lasts longer than most of you can.
This is the stuff of nightmares.
It’s just too self-aware.
Is this a song about remembering where you came from or remembering all of your one night stands?
Too fast paced, you’ll never keep up with the 140 BPM.
The number one rule of this song is that you must stop, drop and roll when they say, this doesn’t equate into the bedroom.
You know what they say, you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’.
Sounds dangerously like fleshlight.