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Bogan Garage Party – Issue 13

Have you found yourself in a shady shed during Re-O’Week where nobody’s heard of Sub Focus and your usual AUX offerings just won’t cut the mustard? Fear not. 

 

  1. One Headlight – The Wallflowers

Cmondrivealittlenothingisforveritsbnhjyvjafsahfksdfhkaelajajwfahjf IN THE MIDDLE.

 

  1. Song 2 – Blur

If all else fails you can always divert the conversation to the 2019 Rugby World Cup loss.

 

  1. Zombie – The Cranberries

Unrelated but my mum used to think she was saying “army” not zombie. For real.

 

  1. Semi-Charmed Life – Third Eye Blind

You heard it here first kids; doing crystal meth will lift you up until you BREAK. Not even once. 

 

  1. Sweet Home Alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd

Do you know any bogans who have actually been to Alabama? This should not go off like it does.

 

  1. I Remember You – Skid Row

Time for a big team “I love you, bro” session.

 

  1. You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC

Acca Dacca is to Bogans as Macky Gee is to Basics.

 

  1. Killing in the Name – Rage Against the Machine

ACAB.

 

  1. Jack & Diane – John Mellencamp

The life story of those who peaked in high school. 

 

  1. Heart Shaped Box – Nirvana

It’s not a bogan garage party until somebody cries about Kurt Cobain.

 

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