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Single Sentence Reviews – Issue 9

Bridgerton – Netflix Series

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5

Just think, Downton Abbey but with sex scenes that are backed with classical rendtions of Taylor Swift and Billie Eillish tracks. Exquisite. 

 

Predestination – Movie

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5

So you’re telling me that Ethan Hawke slept with himself but also falls in love… with himself?

 

Watties Baked Beanz with Sausages

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5

I don’t care how much meat, or lack of, is in the little sausages. Shit slaps.

 

Ooooky Spooky Scores to Study to – Spotify Playlist

-5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5

The ads in between every song really kill the mood from “tense” to “fuck off”. Side note should add “Carmina Burana: O Fortuna” to it.

 

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