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Single Sentence Reviews – Issue 8

Six60 – Concert at Eden Park

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Sometime recently, Six60 became New Zealand’s Nickelback but like the latter, who fucking cares about what the internet sheeple think? Their music is fun, Sir Dave Dobbyn rocks and saxophones are cool.

 

Narcos – Netflix Series

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The tale of notorious drug kingpin Pablo Escobar, a billionaire who produced and distributed a fuck load of cocaine. You’ll learn more Español in this series than you ever will using Duolingo.  

 

Leave (Get Out) by James Bluck

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A JoJo original meets shitty Eurodance. It’s a love-hate kind of thing that’ll force you to relive any and all of your teenage trauma. 

 

Tropical Blaze Flavour – Greenhill Seltzers

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Tastes like someone downed a Golden Pash and burped into a can of soda water. Not as good as the Elderflower flavour but still not the worst thing to be drinking on a Saturday.

 

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