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Horoscopes – Issue 17

AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18Tomorrow is never promised and neither is your punctuality. Make a goal to turn up to one of your zoom classes on time. Make your mum and dad proud.PISCES FEB 19 – MAR 20Now is the time more than ever you should lay off the H Block pokie machines. Level 4 is only a matter of time. Save it for the toilet roll hoarding and sanitizer stashing.ARIES MAR 21 – APR 19It’s the last week before teaching recess, get those assignments out of the way to earn yourself a two week holiday. You’re worth it.TAURUS APR 20 – MAY 20Don’t be afraid to walk into the week with a new mindset ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. This includes that alarm clock.GEMINI MAY 21 – JUN 20Here we go again, a time of uncertainty. Take advantage of this and live your daily routines to fullest even if that means skipping to the toilet for leg day.CANCER JUN 21 – JUL 22Keyword this week is minimalism – clear out all that unnecessary clutter, physically and mentally, and start the week on a fresh slate. That or be a prime candidate for Waikat’ flats.LEO JUL 23 – AUG 22You need to let go of all those conspiracy theories you have brewing in your pot. This is not attractive at all. Stay woke.VIRGO AUG 23 – SEP 22The reality of COVID is setting in and it has you a little unsettled. Don’t be afraid to reach out. You are not alone. We are all in this together. Don’t give up.LIBRA SEP 23 – OCT 22If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. Take the bull by the horns and step out of your comfort zone. Splurge a little and thrash that Afterpay – you’re worth it.SCORPIO OCT 23 – NOV 21Now is the time to lap that Tinder app up before the country moves up through the alert levels. That or a trip to Peaches and Cream. 🤷🏽‍♀️SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 – DEC 21Assignments, readings, and tests. Your timetable is full this week so prepare yourself the right way – the night before its due. 👀CAPRICORN DEC 22 – JAN 19If Clarke Gayford can get away with it, I mean why not?