Nexus: Can you quickly introduce yourself?
Mike: I’m Mike, I’m from Hamilton.
Nexus: Okay, so walk us through your mullet journey? Why did you decide to get one?
Mike: Oh, had one a few years ago and missed being part of the ol’ Mullet Community.
Nexus: Who cut your mullet?
Mike: Isaac Pennings, the Mobile Mullet Barber.
Nexus: Can you describe that situation for us?
Mike: Went down to his place after talking me into it that day.
Nexus: Can you describe the service he offers?
Mike: The best mullet cutting around.
Nexus: If you were to describe your mullet, how would you describe it?
Mike: A bit short at the moment, needs some work.
Nexus: Can you describe for us the New Zealand Mullet Community?
Mike: Oh it’s wicked, you see someone with a mullet and there’s respect. As you say, it’s definitely a community.
Nexus: How have people reacted to your mullet?
Mike: Oh it’s been wicked aye, yeah good. Everyone reacts the same to a mullet I guess.
Nexus: Yeah yeah. Have the interactions with females gone alright since you got a mullet?
Mike: Doubled at least.
Nexus: And do you think having a mullet is going to affect your rugby playing abilities?
Mike: Oh definitely, it’s safe to say it increases stamina by at least 50% as well.
Nexus: Shit. Do you have any words of advice for people considering mullets?
Mike: You should definitely give it a go. You won’t regret it.
Nexus: And just lastly, is there anybody you want to thank?
Mike: Issac Pennings for the mullet.