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Drinking games

Harry Malcolm

July 27, 2020

10 – Conrad Meier fish harvester

Will take you to where the BIG fish are.

9 – Honda odyssey

Will carry an entire army.

8 – Cessna Skyhawk

It’ll take you from A to D, unfortunately you wanted to go to B.

7 – 2008 Ford Mondeo

A solid first car, not too much mileage, a great buy!

6 – BMX with grind pegs

Hit rails, can double with your comrades.

5 – The Wai-Wai express

Beats drivin’!

4 – Green Ripstick

For camouflage.

3 – Biscuit tow

Not too fast okay dad?

2 – Silver Razor scooter

Impress the kids at the local skate park but mind their ankles you monster.

1 – Darryl’s unregistered 1997 farm ute

Literally stronger than a tank but jump out and give us a push will ya?

Harry Malcolm

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