Top ten issue 14

10 – Conrad Meier fish harvester
Will take you to where the BIG fish are.
9 – Honda odyssey
Will carry an entire army.
8 – Cessna Skyhawk
It’ll take you from A to D, unfortunately you wanted to go to B.
7 – 2008 Ford Mondeo
A solid first car, not too much mileage, a great buy!
6 – BMX with grind pegs
Hit rails, can double with your comrades.
5 – The Wai-Wai express
Beats drivin’!
4 – Green Ripstick
For camouflage.
3 – Biscuit tow
Not too fast okay dad?
2 – Silver Razor scooter
Impress the kids at the local skate park but mind their ankles you monster.
1 – Darryl’s unregistered 1997 farm ute
Literally stronger than a tank but jump out and give us a push will ya?