Aquarius JAN 20 – FEB 18 The return to normality can be weird and difficult. If you go in with... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 David, if you take a bite directly from the communal block of cheese one... Read More
Aquarius: A friendly reminder: Drinking Purple Goannas isn’t a personality trait, Aquarius. Try drinking a lime cruiser like the... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Your powers of conversation are effectively useless at the moment and your housemates are... Read More
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AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Your friends have started to click that all of your amazing stories are fabricated.... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 LOVE: Remember whatever our political divisions you can still swipe right, have casual sex,... Read More
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AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 You exist outside of the perception you hold of yourself. While it’s important to... Read More
Pisces Emotions are running wild this week Pisces, but you know how to keep them in check. Splitting a... Read More
AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 Rich fog dilutes weary thoughts, you must capitalise on clarity, seize the opportunity –... Read More
Aries Chucky – You’re fuck off annoying and have a short temper. Despite looking like a bitch, you somehow manage... Read More