1. A recent survey undertaken by sexual health official, Dr. Jane Morgan, has identified youth access to alcohol and excessive drinking as a factor in Chlamydia stats, a sexually transmitted disease common among women under 25.
    One in seven Waikato women under 25 tested for Chlamydia last year were positive. Authorities believe one in ten are infected. Way to go, girls.

    On Sunday the 2nd of May, a car bomb was discovered parked in Times Square, New York, outside the headquarters of Viacom, the media conglomerate in ownership of Comedy Central.
    The Secretary for Homeland Security, among other officials, stated that it was a “one-off attack,”. The attack was suggested by others in the House Committee of Homeland Security, including the Representative for New York, to have been in response to the 201st episode of South Park, a Comedy Central programme.

    A church in Lenexa, Kansas recently began running a self-help group aimed at women stricken by the most horrific of afflictions: addiction to pornography. This group is the latest in a long line of support groups run by Westside Church, and is something that the group counselor, Crystal Renaud, says is long overdue.

    Justin Bieber has announced to the world that he does not know what German is.
    Drew Neemia, the host of C4s popular afternoon music show Select, asked Bieber if his last name meant ‘basketball’ in German.
    Justin Bieber, the 16 year old Canadian songstress taking the world by storm, then asked what he meant.
    Neemia then repeated the word “German” several times before showing Miss Bieber the word.
    “We don’t use that word in America”, Bieber finally said.
    In an angry rant in response to the viral nature of the video, Miss Bieber tweeted this:

    Heavy weight international hiphop soopaa stars, Scribe & Savage take time out of their busy whirlwind “Ultimate Battle of the Century “ tour , to chew the phat with Mammoth Gig Guides very own Dapper Dan...

    1) You both have already performed together with this concept at the I Love the Island’s Samoa Benefit last year, can you hint as to what we might expect from this collaboration?

    Popular Hamilton bar Pie Lab, famous for its competitive drink prices and friendly bar staff, has apparently been targeted by police and Health Waikato over the past year.
    In July of 2009, police allege that Rey Estuye, who was managing the bar at the time and told Nexus that he is “awesome”, served alcohol to intoxicated patrons then refused to remove those patrons from the bar.
    Mr Estuye has been charged with two breeches of the Liquor Act.
    Pie Labs owner, Benji Henwood, has also been hit with the same two charges, even though he was not in the bar at the time.

    Whakarongo mai ki te tangi o te Maunga, ki ngā uri whakaheke o Tūhoe Pōtiki, tukutuku nei i te takutaku o te ngākau, ki a Hinepukohurangi hei whakaāio i te paepae tapu a Tāne Mahuta, tū ake rā, e ara rā, kōkiri whakamua ki tua o te mamae, whakaaro noa nei ki ngā tukituki i tūria nei i te rohe pōtae o Tūhoe, ka puta rā te rongo ki tawhiti, mau ana te pōuri me te mamae, Te Urewera tū tonu mai rā!

    A group of teenage boys in India have been accused of brutally murdering a fellow classmate by chopping off his head and throwing it in a river.
    The body of Abhishek Ghorpade was found hanging from a tree, in Pune Westen India on Thursday May 6th. His head is yet to be located.
    Police have taken 3 teenage boys into custody, with one, 18 year old Ashish Mapare, openly admitting to the killing.
    “It took me just five minutes to cut off Abhishek Ghorpade’s head”, states Mapere.

    We have most likely all seen the Indiana Jones movies, where a bright American scholar foils the plans of insanely evil Nazis. Normally, the Nazis are looking for some kid of religious relic, hoping to harness it’s power to destroy the world and/or smash freedom across the globe.
    Sounds like total science-fiction crap, right?
    Wrong!
    There actually were evil Nazi scientists (like in the video game series Wolfenstein) and there were totally evil Nazi archaeologists (just like those guys in Indiana Jones or Hellboy). They were called the Ahnenerbe and they were the real deal. No foolin’.

    Nexus was nervous as this was his first Execution, but given his past relationship with WSU he hoped they would cuddle afterwards and respect him in the morning.