COLUMNS

  • Columns1 week ago

    The Notesapp 

    The air was stagnant, I could taste the presence of hundreds of pastors who had led services years before. The congregation rustled— shifting weight, creaking pews, the soft drag of dress shoes

  • Columns1 week ago

    Unconventional ways to survive university with ADHD

    Properly diagnosed or not, medicated or not, having ADHD while trying to get yourself an education is a little bit of a bitch to deal with. You’d think it wouldn’t be so hard; this is

  • Columns1 week ago

    Waikato Spots

    When you’ve been in Hamilton long enough you realise this place kinda sucks, we don’t have aesthetic historical buildings and multiple libraries like dunedin, we don’t have a supermodern student bar and restaurant like Christchurch, we don’t

  • Columns1 week ago

    The Notesapp

    SUNDAY Scalding at the bottom of the kettle, a bloom   I decide it’s nothing but   like the sting and the red after this   weekend getaway of sexing, fucking   the beachside’s famous vanishing act   Piss it

  • Columns1 week ago

    What's the Buzz: Winnie the Pooh wants his honey

    If you pay attention to what goes on in New Zealand politics at all, you’d know the Beehive contains more drama than a high school theatre kid friend group. The politicians that we trust

  • Columns3 weeks ago

    Puppets; and their connection to media and the world of Punk 

    Byrne Power says, quoting Tomáš Procházka; “It’s nice to say it. Because then we can say we do Punk. We do Punk Puppetry.”  With DIY elements and a fundamental concept of alienation

  • Columns3 weeks ago

    The ultimatum: Central government x local government (sfw)

    In November of 2025, Minister for Resource Management Act Reform Chris Bishop and Minister for Local Government Simon Watts announced reforms to local government. On Tuesday the 5th of May, they

  • Columns3 weeks ago

    The Scent of Black Gold 

    If you are familiar with the world of perfume and fragrance, you have probably come across the word “oud” at some point. A staple on the shelves of fragrance bros around the

  • Columns4 weeks ago

    What’s the Buzz: The search for a new Queen Bee

    What year is it? Because I thought it was 2026, three years after New Zealand’s last election, making it an election year. The behaviour of our political leaders does not seem to

  • Columns4 weeks ago

    Degenerate Art: Big Words From Someone Rejected from Art School Twice 

    Hitler flunked out of art school and then threw one of the deadliest bitch-fits in history. Though the degree of correlation between the two events is questionable, that’s just a fact. Not necessarily a

  • Columns4 weeks ago

    Revealing Reviews #2

    This educational game is excellent for teaching children about the economic state of the world right now and the oppressive system of capitalism. It starts off with an excellent metaphor in which

  • Columns1 month ago

    My Sister Brought Home a Scientologist 

    My sister has brought home another date. This one seems fine, but after Evan the fascist—anyone would seem fine. I look him up and down, and out of the corner of my

  • Columns1 month ago

    GAME OF PRICKS ONE 

    I’m in Raglan now instead of the same couple suburbs of Hamilton and the street I live on in Cambridge which have been my only routine sights out of a sense of complacency

  • Columns1 month ago

    Bring back Radio alarm clocks.

    I’ve spent the last 10 years of my life waking up to the dreaded sound of Apple’s radar alarm sound. Dididi-dididi- dididi-dididi DIDIDI-DIDIDI. And I never stopped to think about why. Why was I torturing

  • Columns1 month ago

    Bacchanalia: The Human Factor. 

    Bacchus is an imported god. Not only was Bacchus (under the name Dionysus) influential in the golden age of Greece and Rome he regained a great deal of popularity during

  • Columns1 month ago

    Power, Grief, and the Making of the Taj Mahal

    In 1606, a 15-year-old prince named Khurram returned in the city of Lahore. He did not know that this visit would become a major turning point in his life. For amid the colour and

  • Columns1 month ago

    Fun Things to Do at Your Flat #3: Red Cards 

    This week’s boredom killer is simple, chaotic, and guaranteed to create stories you’ll be hearing about all year: Red Cards.  Here’s how it works. Every flatmate (or anyone in the group) gets one “red card.”

  • Columns1 month ago

    Fun things to do at your flat #2 - Library Box

    This one isn’t actually at your flat and you don’t need a flat to do it you just need some willing friends and some alcoholic ambition  What you need :  Method:  This is an ideal red

  • Columns1 month ago

    Revealing Reviews 

    This gripping, action packed show is one that touches the depth of your soul and reminds you of the importance of found family. It starts off with very high stakes, as the main character

  • Columns1 month ago

    sonspotter daughter  

    do I have to tear my brains out   do I have to break to remember what broke me   do I have to face the broken vase of facts  I cant be a

  • Columns1 month ago

    WHAT'S THE BUZZ? Urgenc-bee

    Over the past few years, the word “urgency” has come up a few times in the news. The word invokes a sense of adrenaline, and it’s come up so often

  • Columns1 month ago

    Old World Tiramisù Blues

    What if I was to tell you that there was nothing Italian about the tomatoes in ragu? That there was nothing Indian about the chilies in curry, or anything particularly

  • Columns2 months ago

    The Notesapp 

    the untouchable  warmth barely reaches the very last cells on my fingertips  as i reach towards the glowing auburn that whisks with the wind  pull back at the rage of heat that

  • Columns2 months ago

    Live, Laugh, Linkin Park 

    The time came where I got to experience the rush of live music once again. Linkin Park came to Auckland for the first time since 2013. After the 2017 passing of the lead vocalist,

  • Columns2 months ago

    JUDGING BLIND: YOUNG MARRIAGE 

    As of February 26th, I have been engaged to my amazing fiancé. We are both 20 years old and have been together for 3 years, we have a house, two dogs,

  • Columns2 months ago

    Superman, Omniman, Homelander, & Nietzche's Ubermensch

    A commentary on Nietzsche’s Ubermensch exemplified through Omni-man, Superman and Homelander If you have not read my previous column some defining is in order. First master vs slave morality, to

  • Columns2 months ago

    The Mona Lisa is not that impressive.

    At least not for the reasons that most people think. Mona Lisa has often been credited for both her beauty and mystery, unarguably one of Leonardo Da Vinci’s most famous pieces. However, visually, it’s not even

  • Columns2 months ago

    FUN THINGS... TO DO IN YOUR FLAT

    Super Bot   Flat getting boring? Everyone sitting around staring at their phones? It’s time to introduce a game that has existed in parts of the country for a long time: Super Bot.  This

  • Columns2 months ago

    The Notesapp 

    decorum; diaphonized  let them lave up the cerebellum with soap  build up phellum, genetic armor, mi amor!  you can cope, leave that man, but you know you never can  he’s the cylinder for worms

  • Columns2 months ago

    Nexus Knows

    Q: Should I change tutorials because there are no cute guys in the one I’m in?   A: Yes absolutely. Jk, but having people in your tutorial you enjoy the company of can be 50/50. The

  • Columns2 months ago

    Whisked Through History: The Story of Matcha

    Matcha mania has taken the world by storm. What was once a ritual beverage consumed exclusively at tea ceremonies has quickly become a global sensation. Across the world, matcha’s bright green colour, earth

  • Columns2 months ago

    What’s the Buzz – Questioning our Smokefree Identity

    If you were at the university’s clubs day during Week 1, you may have seen the Young Nats and Labour tents staring each other down. As an avid watcher of Parliament TV, I can tell you

  • Columns2 months ago

    Timothee Chalamet Lost His ‘é’ 

    Overnight the once “white boy of every month” turned into a filler crush no one remembers past February, a scrawny second-string Seamus Lohery knockoff with a French name and zero wattage – torched his arty girl fanbase

  • Columns3 months ago

    Everyone wants a thick Latina

    ¿Sabes qué me rompe las bolas?   Cuando alguien me dice, seguro con tu acento tenés alto levante. Y dejando de lado si esto es verdad o no, si realmente trae algún beneficio práctico,

  • Columns3 months ago

    WHAT’S THE BUZZ: THE BIRDS AND THE BEEHIVE

    The National Party has proposed a bill to disestablish the Ministry for the Environment. It will then merge with the Ministry of Housing and Urban Development and the Ministry of

  • Columns3 months ago

    Philosophy in 600 words: Nietzsche

    Nietzsche may be the most misunderstood Philosopher. His name often generates a general sense of unease and controversy. Some of said controversy is a necessary backlash which befalls all radical

  • Columns3 months ago

    Profiled: Deputy Vice Chancellor Academic, Jennifer Milam

    Deputy Vice Chancellor Academic, Jennifer Milam, sits down with Nexus to explain her horrifically long job title, and now we think she’s too funny and cool to work for the uni.  1. What

  • Columns3 months ago

    Left vs Right: Should Hamilton Revert to Kirikiriroa

    Left:  When we are asking ourselves if the name Hamilton should be reverted to its Māori name Kirikiriroa, we need to think about what it represents and who is affected by it most.

  • Columns3 months ago

    Not Just a Pretty Scar 

    I received the text that toppled my world in the early hours of August 28th, 2025. Wrapped in a blanket and clutching the bear he’d bought me, I read the unwelcome words over

  • Columns3 months ago

    Munich Security Conference

    Two weeks ago, World Leaders gathered to state their goals and directions in this turbulent time in political history.   These ranged from speeches about ‘values’ and ‘facing reality’ from Germany to the