Greetings one and all, and welcome to another year of uni life. Another year brings another O-week, and while some of us may be glazed with years of sad O-weeks – filled with non-students who will disappear when it comes time to study – it's a good idea to know what's going on.

So, while you're not busy out getting drunk, sexed, and 7 bank accounts, check some of this out, as it can actually be pretty cool. You should be thankful Dai Henwood isn't on the comedy list this year... Anyway, here it is, in XHTML goodness:

• Every day:
• Lightwire will be giving away free WiFi data vouchers & other cool stuff.
• 8-10am The Famous Bahama Hut FREE Brekkie
• 10am Momento Cafe Dj’s
• 12:30-2pm Liqour King Free BBQ Lunch
• WSU Endurance Challenge – WIN “The Bomb” or “The Bike”
• WSU Goodie Bags, Wall Planners & Student Diaries FREE @ WSU Stall
• Monday:
• Sexual Health Day
• ZM Distraction
• Driveable Loos
• 12:30-1:30pm Jan Marie Comedy Show
• 8:00pm The Ultimate Quiz - MC’d by AJ!
  Venue: Bar 101
  1st Prize: $150 2nd Prize: 100 3rd Prize: $50
  Prizes for best dressed
  Free Event: This gig fills up quick so get in early
• Tuesday:
• WSU, Who Are You?
• ZM Distraction
• Campus Cutz Fashion Show
• Dunking Tank
• 12:30-1:30pm Sons Of Zion (Wicked)
• 7:00pm Hypnotist: Guy Cater
  Venue: Fenced in Village Green
  Rain Venue: PWC
  Tickets: Limited tickets available so get in quick
  Free from the WSU reception with student ID until 2pm Tuesday 2nd March
• Wednesday:
• CLUBS DAY!!!! Join a club today!
• Log Jousting
• STA Kick the bucket challenge
• Cultural Performances
• SPECIAL Performance BY: Luke Thompson
• 7:00pm Toga Tavern Tour: The VIP Fire Truck
  Receive a free T-shirt, two free feeds and two free drinks. Heaps of prizes and accompanied by the ZM Thunders
  Venue: Starts at the Momento Café on the Village Green
  Tickets: $25 available at the WSU reception, Limited tickets available so get in quick.
• Thursday:
• International Day
• ZM Distraction
• Earth Balls (not Spaceballs hahah)
• 12:30-1:30 Jan Marie Comedy Show
• 7:00pm Comedy Night: Steve Wrigley, Ben Hurley & Jamie Bowen
  Venue: Fenced in Village Green
  Rain Venue: PWC
  Tickets: Limited tickets available so get in quick.
• Friday:
• 11:30am-1:30pm Contact FM Busking Comp
• HANGOVER HELL $5 Pizza and Beer
• Hellhole of a Challenge: Battle it out with pizza, pasta, skanks & G.Bread!!
• 5:00pm The WSU Orientation Project
  Featuring Concord Dawn, Cornerstone Roots, Knights of the Dub Table, Kingshifta
  Venue: At the Village green
  Tickets: Free from the WSU reception with student ID until 2pm Thursday 4th March
  Student Doorsale: $10
  Public Presale: $10
  Public Doorsale: $15