Is ‘Boy’s Day Out’ actually just a giant homo-fest?
Cannot Predict Now
While getting a bunch of guys together to salivate over phallic pieces of metal and rub up against each other in mosh pits is totally macho, we all know that the bogans who inhabit the testosterone-fest are constantly in denial. But one day someone will see through their thin curtain of never-washed hair to the truth within. Until then, events like these, playing up the not-so-subtle manly things in life will continue to exist, baffling even profound minds such as my own as to where their heart lies.

Will Russell Brand’s marriage to that faux-lesbian last?
My Sources Say No
Once the leather-clad lethario realises that a settled-down life means retooling his entire career image, he’ll snap back to his senses, out of constriction and back in to the beds of Camden-town ladies. After a book about sex rehab, a string of dirty stand-up shows and his fair share of intimate screen-time, it’s too much hard work for Brand to start to show himself as a serious man. Plus, he’ll lose 90% of his comic material. With his career heading down the toilet, he’ll be out of there quick smart. Do not worry, young ones, your chances still exist.

Will I win this year’s 48 Hour Film Festival? I want me some prizes.
My Sources Say No
You’re a wannabe student with zero budget and borrowed equipment up against not only the elite of Hamilton (if there is such a thing), but the pros of the rest of the country too. The odds just aren’t favouring you. I’m not saying it can’t be done, just that it won’t be done by you. You’re not the only douche trying to be Quentin Tarantino, and he wouldn’t appreciate your idolisation. Find your own kookiness.

Is the public art around the Uni one bogus waste of money?
Without a Doubt
If you’re never going to please everyone, why bother in the first place? Especially if there are more people displeased than pleased. Was it even students who designed these? It’s hard to know when they look like they’ve been created by someone’s little brother and their friend. How about you just give all the students free pizza. And beer. Who would be displeased then?