You smell like a wet vagina! You must be wearing Vulva.
Ever wanted to smell like a woman’s vagina? Well thanks to some crazy harsh cookies and some perverted fucks in Germany, now you can own your own vaginal scent. It’s a perfume; it's more of an aroma, based on vaginas, for men. Vulva offers a genuine scent of a woman’s vagina with an easy to use roll on application. I'm not sure who will it attracted more dogs or rapists?
The founder of this product Guido Lenssen believes "The intimacy of her scent is important".
So by creating a fanny odor, from what the company describe as a scent of beautiful woman who really could be a septuagenarian hunchback from Swindon will make the guy be more intimate with his partner.
Seriously stop spending your money on perfume based body lotions or sprays, waste of money as a guy really just wants to smell is a moist fanny!!! This scent Vulva contains actual urine, sweat, and female arousal. Meaning there’s a chick in a lab getting slammed by a guy until she comes and nicely scooped up in a tube. My advice ladies, stop showering!
Fuck like an animal and let it soak into your clothes!! you might get the old fucks that hang around the primary schools start to follow you around with their hand down their pants but if that’s what brings the boys to the yard, just do it!
All you crazy fucks go and check out the website, its www.vulva-original.com buy your fanny roll on and get nasty. Warning! Do not place in and around your mouth as it contains piss, jizz and sweat!