We like to think in some alternate universe all banks would be replaced by charity stores and thrift shops but... Read More
For clarity, I will use the term ‘virtual reality’ in a literal sense, i.e.: a reality, fiction or otherwise, created... Read More
Can we please stop sexualising fruits? Popping the cherry. The aubergine emoji. The banana emoji. Peach = bunda. Sliced lemon... Read More
Us Kiwis are pretty great at nearly everything. We’ve nailed creating C- list celebrities, vorteke’s, and arguably pavlova. However, we... Read More
On Thursday between the hours of 1:00 and 2:00pm the Student Centre elevator was out of order. This elevator is... Read More
The University isn’t cleaning our ponds! From the start of the trimester, the students’ beloved ponds located by the Village... Read More
Disclaimer: I definitely do have access to all the uni blocks and I wasn’t just hiding out after hours. ... Read More
Thank you for your sexual consideration… I have this weird thing where I need the lights off and to... Read More
You must be doing something right if there is a mature student at the party, so first things first, congratulations.... Read More
So, it’s come to this, hey? I don’t know if this will immediately be made redundant to you in your... Read More
— 04.23 I stopped believing at the age of 13. God has not yet cursed me for my disbelief, I... Read More