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Nexus Fixes Everything Alright, this week Nexus is going to legalize Marijuana. Yep, I said it. We’re going to legalize the weed, the devils...

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“The Government recently released the 2020 Budget. As I’m writing, it hasn’t been released but they did release a Pre-Budget which gave light to...

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Top 10 people to replace Simon Bridges 10. Mike Hosking – lesh GO 9. Mark Richardson – he would hit Labour for six  8....

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Ki te kāpuia e kore e whati! With all that’s going on in the world at the moment, especially within te ao Māori, it...

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Nexus: Can you please introduce yourself, who you are, where you’re from? Jacob: Kia ora, my names Jacob. I’m from Wellington and I’m here...

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JAMIE STRANGE Rebuilding Together New Zealanders work best when we work together, and over the last few months, that’s exactly what I’ve seen right...

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Editorial You know what I miss? Tap Beer. The liquid gold that is usually either Waikato Draught or Speights for me. Usually consumed in...

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Mullet Of The Week N: Can you please just sort of introduce yourself? J: I’m Jaybird, I’m from Alaska and I’ve been rocking a...

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Sex In The Tron I’m currently nursing the kind of hangover where you’re literally suffering on every spiritual plane, i.e. physically (that would be...

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In 1972, on an overnight train ride from Seattle to Phoenix, a coked-up David Bowie found himself unable to sleep. Peering out the window...

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OVERSEAS CORRESPONDENT It’s early days, but like most Waikato based shit-posting pages, I’m quickly losing mana. As the lockdown cracks on, we’re catching up....

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Mullet Of The Week Nexus: Can you quickly introduce yourself? Mike: I’m Mike, I’m from Hamilton. Nexus: Okay, so walk us through your mullet...

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Alright. Let’s take a good look at some facts. There is no way that tradies are better drinkers than uni students. Picking up a...

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Mullet Of The Week Nexus: Hi! Do you want to run us through who you are and where you’re from? Hannah: I’m Hannah and...

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Mullet Of The Week Nexus: Do you want to introduce yourself? Isaac: I’m Ringas aka Isaac Pennings. Yeah got a pretty filthy mullet, it’s...

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One thing I haven’t seen in a good while is some cunt going through a fold-out table. I think we need more of that...

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THE FINISH LINE Ok. How am I supposed to write about sport when there is nothing left? The Uzbekistan Professional football league season is...

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Mullet Of The Week Nexus: Can you just please introduce yourself? Campbell: Yeah g’day, I’m Campbell Brown.  Nexus: So, what made you get a...

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I’m all for a little bit of the DnB grind but this week I’d like to recommend something new to the Breathers and Breathettes...

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THE FINISH LINE As the Golden State Warriors dynasty fades into non-existence after their problems with ageing, chemistry and injury the 35-year-old – yes...

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Mullet Of The Week Nexus: Can you just quickly introduce yourself, who are you, where are you from? Samual: My name’s Samual Hunt, I’m...

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Noise control. Greensboro and Hogan street. What gives? Recent events have left us frustrated with trying to manage the sesh because people can’t handle...

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Mullet Of The Week This week’s Mulleted man was fresh off the field of Under 85’s rugby. He had just finished a clinic of...

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THE FINISH LINE Sports. In all its majesty. One of the more questionable decisions by Nexus is putting a guy with the athletic prowess...

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O week has just been and done, and for many of you it has been the biggest bender of your entire career. Some will...

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Dear Aunty Slut, My boyfriend and I were having sex the other day and when we finished we noticed that my period started. I...

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Dear Aunty Slut, I’ve been dating this guy for about 6 months now. He’s a bit older than me, and we wanted to take...

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Dear Aunty Slut, How do I let my boyfriend know that I like kinky sex? (I don’t mean like, gimp masks and flaying and...

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Dear Aunty Slut, My beautiful girlfriend is a virgin, has never masturbated before and has had a few inexperienced boyfriends. When we’ve tried to...

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Dear Aunty Slut, I found some texts in my guy’s phone that really upset me. They were to some girl he calls ‘babe’ and...

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Dear Aunty Slut,I want to take my boyfriend on a date (unconventional, I know) Do have any suggestions on what we could do? Keran...

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Dear Aunty Slut, I’m a girl who’s always been a little bit curious about anal sex but afraid it’s going to hurt. What’s the...

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Dear Aunty Slut, How can I last longer when having sex? It’s getting embarrassing, and it’s at the point where I feel so anxious...

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