Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
New beginnings and experiences sum up your year quite well, Libra. Be sure to share your new wisdom with all those lucky enough to be graced by your presence; your tips are sure to change their sex lives forever.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Last year was a year of flourishing and you bloomed in a new environment. However, keep in mind that this was last year, and 2018 won’t end as well for you. Nexus wishes you the best of luck.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
As our year draws to an end, prosperity is coming your way. Accept this gift graciously even if it comes with a loss of social life and the lack of a summer tan.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Entering 2018 as an ambitious and organised leader was a great plan but, unfortunately, was carried out poorly. Be sure to give it another crack next year; it’s sure to work the second time around.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
As the university year draws to a close, your plans to end the semester with a bang are in full swing. Proceed with caution; future plans of a summer bender may be hindered by an unexpected and embarrassing injury.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
The passing of this celestial period brings with it the end of an era. Embrace the good things coming your way for you will finally get the fuck out of Hamilton.
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
If this past year has taught you anything, it will have been your self-worth. Be sure to carry this with you into your next stage; it will be necessary to put a bitch or two in their place.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
This year has been one of upheaval and emotional turmoil. Bear in mind that summer is on its way, and at least you can spend all day at home without feeling guilty about missing class.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
2018 has seen you in a rut and, frankly, your flatmates are sick of the complaining. Our crystal ball advises making your move before they realise you’ve been wasting their time for the last several months.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
As we begin the home stretch to a new year, reevaluate your priorities in life. Horoscopes should not be this important to you, so stop sending links to other so they “get the hint”.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
2018 is almost done and dusted, and you’re still acting like a nasty 15-year-old in high school. We suggest aiming for more character development next year.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
No matter your past tendencies regarding the wrongdoings of others, summer shall be the time to forgive and forget this year’s mistakes. Perhaps turn to your favourite natural substance and mellow out a little to forget your grudges.