Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
Admiration is in the air, as those around you realise how much wisdom you have to offer. Be sure to share your light, as everyone in your circle wants a piece of your “enlightenment”.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
As paths reveal themselves, you can’t help but regret the decisions made by your 17-year-old self. If you chose the University of Auckland, you would probably be Insta-famous by now.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
A hero to all, your employment status is truly one to envy. Be sure to let everyone know what a success you are and brag about how many festivals you can afford to go to this summer, everyone’s so proud.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
As your group mediator, you realise that no one will ever agree. When friends are fighting over whether to hit Backbar or Static on Saturday, suggest the neutral option of Wongs instead, and enjoy the glory of resolution.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Ever the social butterfly, you like to float between circles. Embrace your fear of commitment and enjoy your freedom; it is breakup season after all.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
“Teamwork makes the dream work” is a motto many go by, but keep your eye on your ambitions. There’s nothing wrong with pursuing a personal agenda when it comes to finding love, who cares if it’s your friend’s ex?
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
Your forgiving nature is to be commended, Pisces, but maybe test out expressing your real feelings on someone who deserves it; it might make you feel better.
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
Blessed with a sixth sense, your intuition is second to none. If you pick up on some shadiness coming your way, call it out—they’ve had it coming for a while anyway.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
An inviting presence, people often choose to confide in you. While you’re aware of all the drama swirling around you, remember it might not be your secret to tell, so try to keep your mouth shut for once.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
While you may see astrology as a bit of a joke, realise it might be your second personality coming through. God, you are such a Gemini.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Being observant is a skill you’ve mastered over the years. However, it might be time to turn a blind eye to some things, as crying 8 to 12 times a day is getting a bit excessive.
Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
As one who marches to the beat of their own drum, you don’t often listen to the opinions of others. But our crystal ball suggests listening for once, as your problematic personality needs addressing.