Leo (July 23-Aug 22)
As Jupiter moves into your ninth house, uncertainty will rear its head. Follow your gut; those around you are used to your constant inability to get anything right.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
The opportunity to lead arises, and you must grab it with both hands. Motivate your friends to try something new; intoxicated surfing is a great idea.
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
While pessimism might be running rife through your veins, try to keep your eye on silver linings. Despite the inevitability of failing Semester B, embrace the memories R’n’V will bring.
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
Coziness and self-care are essential this week. Wrap yourself up in bed and avoid the world, your friends are well-adjusted to being ignored all the time anyway.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
Scorching heats will emerge during this celestial period. Use your increased warmth to spice up the Insta feed, and take your pick of the multiple DMs that will follow.
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
Neptune is in retrograde and your determination may be sparse. Utilise your financial freedom to down a box, it’ll keep spirits high.
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
The relationship between body and mind shall be heightened as the moon passes. Ignore your burning desire and avoid questionable sexual endeavours, or you shall suffer from a different kind of burning.
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
Pluto in your seventh realm means communication is extra important. Put your talents for being passive aggressive to work and let your flatmates know how you really feel.
Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19)
Bountiful investments will become available to you this week. Convince yourself that glory is yours for the taking, and swoop in on others’ success when the time is right.
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
As Saturn enters your fourth house of spirituality, pathways to success shall be revealed. Try not to become overwhelmed, and avoid your usual tactic of doing nothing – any choice will be better than your current downward spiral.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Your future will be at the forefront of all your decision making as Mars shifts in orbit. Perhaps work on your problematic personality traits in order to avoid being alone forever.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
This celestial session is the time for decluttering. Sharpen your scissors and prepare to cut all forms of toxicity from your life; let go of bad friends and rebrand for the fifth time this year.