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It all gets a bit paternal this week. The boys crack into the moral dilemma of whether or not it's okay to kiss their father figures on the lips – and if not, at what age it becomes acceptable. Following this, we get stuck into the sacred art of kickons before finishing up with a friendly ASMR weather update on Mogadishu, Somalia.